A bite of Gourmet will kick you in the teeth...

These shoes are hitting your neighborhood sometime in march. Look for them and notice the retro Jordan styling. Way tight. At somewhere around $150 they are a stretch but man oh man, are they clean. http://www.gourmetinyourface.com/blog/?p=836

Share the Music

I like some of the songs on here. We should share more music. Check out the Helvetia tracks...

stereogum.com mp3 player

Lame Friends Vol. II

So I just hired a West Coast (Portland) correspondent. Her first gig was to provide a review of the Dan Deacon Show, "Ultimate Reality." Well, she got fired. The only thing that she provided after the show was...

"It was Redic (I can only assume that means ridiculous). I have not sweat that much in awhile."

Sometimes I wish that you could actually count on people; but of course that is not actual reality. Most people aren’t like Arnold. Her lack of proper English is staggering, not to mention the fact that she probably smells.

Her name is Mackenzie.

Erin is a SuckA

Erin, I will pull out the Hatoraide for you. In the mean time, for everyone that matters, why doesn't Phoenix have this kind of shit?

HOLOCENE PRESENTS: Ultimate Reality featuring Dan Deacon and Jimmy Joe Rock
WHEN: Saturday the 19th of January at 9'oclock
COST: $10 Smackers in advance
TICKETS: jackpot records + brownpapertickets.com

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE: "Ultimate Reality is a collaborative performance by Baltimore's Dan Deacon and Jimmy Joe Roche. It combines an intense musical composition for electronics and drums with a psychedelic montage of Arnold Schwarzenegger films that is projected at a monumental scale. The live energy of the performance has allowed the piece to freely move between art and music venues and grant it a wide audience of appreciation. The forty minute music composition, written by Dan Deacon, blasts from three sets of loudspeakers during performance. Driving and cinematic, the electronic piece is accompanied by two live drummers who pound a marching rhythm. The footage was appropriated by Jimmy from Schwarzenegger classics such as Terminator 2 and Total Recall to accompany the composition for Ultimate Reality. Jimmy has transformed the violent struggles of these films into a mesmerizing sequence of fantastic images where popular science fiction icons seep in and out of mirrored layers of kaleidoscopic color." - Holocene

Tricks.

Bootleg... You can purchase a copy at www.bootlegsessions.net

Leave the white on the table

White Williams... Have you heard it? We all want Candy.

Fixed Rides

I'm currently trying to organize a couple rides in the valley; Tempe is where I rest at, but I'm willing to travel. If, for some odd reason, you read this and are interested, just drop a comment and I will get back to you. We can eat the gaddamn streets.


Matt.

Speed

This got cut off and I'm to lazy to crop it correctly. It says, "January 13th at 3 o'clock, sprints! Meet at Tempe Beach Park, Double Elimination, $3 entry, Winner takes all." Gangsta ass shit...